The Best Worst CES Pitch 2016

Forget the fact I didn’t attend and haven’t written one story about CES this year, I still somehow managed to be on the press list so I’ve been getting a bunch of pitches. Anyway, all of them have been pretty much the same old stuff you would expect to receive — that is, until today when I received this magnificent thing in my inbox. I present the best worst CES pitch of 2016.

I have no speech.

I’m all for keeping it short and sweet, but I have no idea what “this story” is — and for the record, I didn’t open the press release. I hate press releases. I loathe them. Despise them.

If you want to learn how to pitch me, check out my profile in Blonde 2.0’s “How To Pitch Me” series. Whatever you do though, don’t ever do what’s featured above.